It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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