Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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