Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
we're so committed to being not committed
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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