She is in my trunk
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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