Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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