So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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