hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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