I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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