Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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