i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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