Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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