they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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