When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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