Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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