If i come over, it means nothing
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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