omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
smell my finger.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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