I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
