we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're completely useless in the revolution.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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