thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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