The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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