If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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