Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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