if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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