hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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