"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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