Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
