i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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