I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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