Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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