glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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