To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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