omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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