He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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