I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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