I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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