I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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