He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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