just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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