D3 body, D1 cock
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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