You really coming over, don't trick.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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