So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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