Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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