He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I need you to use more vowels.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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