P.S. I can't hear my feet
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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