I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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