Betty ford says i'm here all night
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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