This dress was meant to end up on your floor
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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