Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I believe in your delicious
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Randomize
