I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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