He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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