Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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