Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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