Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
