so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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