Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I have post one night stand depression
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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